I'll be there, dressed as an attractive woman
first to honk my chest gets a free pint
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

Sweeeeet
Free pint within 2 minutes of being there.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

*crams goose down your cleavage*

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)