Today I have been paid to roll into work at 3.15.
Since getting here I've booked a flight to the UK & browsed the web a bit.

Later, I might use the toilet.
( broadsword, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

Shitting at work is a good way to save money on toilet paper

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

I just don't wipe my arse
after 3 weeks a solid bum-cast of poo just falls off and I leave it in the street, I huff and gallop away like a horse so not to rouse and suspicion.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)