back from the naughty step after the twittery last night
i'm busy at work doing some web design and IT security presentations.. and facebook and b3ta..

what are you being paid to do or are you without a job because of the recession/being lazy
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

Fend clients off for as long as possible
while poncing about on the internet and hoping not to get caught.

And eating a mint cornetto.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

i would kill for one of them
although i do like a cider lolly
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

I don´t believe I´ve ever tried a cider lolly
Why have I never tried one?
( broadsword, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

cos you've never had 35p before
and met uncle bri the icecream man
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

Just one cornetto
Give it to me
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

Delicious ice-cream, of Italy
Vanilla and strawberry dream
Give me Cornetto
From Wall's ice cream.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

Internet shame avoidance is the game we all play at work
Its a sport or sorts
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

fastest alt-tab first

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

*Accidentally expands to full screen*
*fails*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

u i
( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

Same thing, innit?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

Nah, CTRL+TAB
Go to the work related webpage!
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

didnt Godzuki get fired for that?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

I cmd+w like a frenzied lesbian, myself.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

I just click another tab to be honest
Keyboards are too much work
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

I press the reset button everytime someone gets within 15 meters of my PC.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

accompanied by a high-pitched squeal and flinching, I imagine

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

I'm doing some Audio Editing and Cataloguing

Arm & Hammer WOW
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

I'll let the internet answer this for me.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

Accounts.
What twittery thing?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

We turned /talk into /twitter

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

/Talk already is Twitter
Just with a higher concentration of twats and some icons.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

I'm being paid to have the day off.
BEAT THAT, SHITDICK.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

And to eat Vegemite and Cheese on Toast.
You lot are fat. This is probably of great interest. Try it.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

you are michael owen AICMFP

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

No.
Guess again.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

Haven't seen you online in a while
Where have you been?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

Doing much better things than this.
I hear you're quite the internet target these days. I would like to point out that though I was there at the beginning, it's not my doing.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

I'm pissing about stealing music, and laughing at the bairn.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

are you in HMV

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

No, I'm at home.
Nobody leaves the house to steal music anymore, christ.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

*sadface*

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

don't ask me why I don't have a job,
but I do have a "PLAN".
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

Are you a Cylon?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

possibly.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

Thats exactly the sort of thing a Cylon would say!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

Did you try and take over board too?

( Bats, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

I don't know what I do anymore
I will find out more in a week.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

well, i'm about to leave the internet and go and sort out someone's IT problem
bye
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

I MISS YOU ALREADY.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

do it remotely so you don't have to leave b3ta
logmein pro ftw
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

Writing shit.
It's fucking quality
( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

What letter are you on? H? I?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

I never manage to get past the i
I have some sort of pavlovian reaction and have to go running for the bogs.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

ME TOO! if I'm trying to type shi
...oh no....too late D:

*waddles*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

I'm working hard(ish)
Making out shipping invoices and stuff.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

Today I have been paid to roll into work at 3.15.
Since getting here I've booked a flight to the UK & browsed the web a bit.

Later, I might use the toilet.
( broadsword, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

Shitting at work is a good way to save money on toilet paper

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

I just don't wipe my arse
after 3 weeks a solid bum-cast of poo just falls off and I leave it in the street, I huff and gallop away like a horse so not to rouse and suspicion.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

Eating crisps and drinking tea.
Sexily.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)