no point
with your legs, you would never be able to climb the stairs leading upto the stage.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

Some ropes and crampons, I'll be fine

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

i think you should be air lifted in

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

by a pigeon

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

We can get the Doozers to build a rollercoaster up to the stage

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)