I can't come to the bash either
because I don't like any of you lot
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

You're also a mentally deficient brainwrong,
and your carer is off that weekend, so no going out for you.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)