Huzzah! Everything that needs to be is moved out of my house and put in storage for the month.
That's the harder half of it done. The next bit is the fun bit :)

What have you accomplished today?
( Malchick, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

Fuck all
I started out with the best of intentions, and it's all come to naught.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

I still need to tidy bits of this house, sadly. It's a right arse, but it needs doing.
I'm just having a little rest and waiting for it to cool down, then I'll start on the washing up.
( Malchick, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

I've done the washing up
but my room is in a state that only Hezbollah would think of as normal.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

I need to hoover and bag my clothes in here, but that'll take all of 15 minutes.

( Malchick, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

I think mine will take longer
and possibly some explosives.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

I had a shower earlier.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

Holy SHIT.

( Malchick, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

We also can't come to your bash.
We have no money.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

The July 4th bash?
I don't think it's even on. I'm certainly not going.
( Malchick, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

A fair few people are signed up.
I don't know whether they intend to go, or are just being lolwacky, online.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

If people are ACTUALLY GOING then I might give it a go.

( Malchick, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

Don't.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

I can't come to the bash either
because I don't like any of you lot
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

You're also a mentally deficient brainwrong,
and your carer is off that weekend, so no going out for you.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

Well, it's the best thing you've done in the last 12.5 months.

( Malchick, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

And by that I mean your wife, not your son..

( Malchick, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

Not that I'm suggesting you've done your son.

( Malchick, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

You stay away from my son.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

I also just noticed that what I said about Springy can be read either way.
It's meant to be an insult.
( Malchick, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

She'll hurt you.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

LIKE SHE HURT ME BEFORE?
*cries*
( Malchick, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

She broke your heart.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

I gave her cancer.

( Malchick, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

It's alright, the baby sucked all that out.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

That's such a disgusting image.

( Malchick, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

Actually, she might punch me in the heart again.
Tell her not to. Cheers.
( Malchick, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

Has your sternum recovered yet?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

Yeah, it's cool.
I'm made of harder stuff than all that.
( Malchick, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

Discovered that the nurses at work
have been looking at porn when they are on the night shift.
Dirty nurses
( chuff monkey I AM him, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

Was it nurse porn?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

unsurprisingly no
but i am interested as to why some nurses have been given super sexy admin power
( chuff monkey I AM him, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

Oh Badger :(

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

Don't they see enough nudity in the course of their duties?
If not, get them to email me. I'm sure I can help.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

'Honestly, I was just cleaning up and I slipped...'

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

What do you mean, Brayn?
I just meant I could administer first aid, while they went out of the ward for a bit.
Honestly.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

I mean get this hoover out of my arse please.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

Said Danny the morgue cleaner with his cock in a corpse

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

Nothing of interest or importance.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

I can't wait to see you again :(

( Malchick, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

*hugs*
You will see me soon, promise.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

Wild dogs would not tear me away from the HB Bash.
I'm bagsying your bosom as my sleeping spot.
( Malchick, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

cleaned the bathroom

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

I learnt a bit more CSS and PHP

( applehead herp derp, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

Today I learned how to intubate people
I advise people to definately not come to my hospital with respiratory troubles.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

Change your name all you want, you're still rubbish.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

Hey I save lives
in a roundabout way. And it's not like I'm trying to hide, my sig tells everyone who I am.

Cunt.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

I bet the lives you save are the lives of shit people,
like murderers, rapists, paedophiles and you.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

murderers rapists and paedophiles
only exist because of your mum
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

That was a bit predictable, to be honest.
Try harder.
Or just go away.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

I would try harder
but I just don't want to. It's you after all, and you're just....meh
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

Absolutely nothing.
Oh, I put some laundry on, read a magazine, basked in the sun and then hung the washing out. Does that count?
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

You hung that shit out to dry!

( Malchick, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

I was off sick from work all last week and achieved lovely things like this.
I miss it. Work is shit.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

I worked all weekend so it was lovely to just potter about today.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

Not much considering how much I had to catch up on at work.
But oh well, home now.

In other news: what new car should I buy?
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

This.
( Malchick, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

How much you got to spend?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)