She was a dog then
and she's a dog now.

Had her, she was shit.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:29, archived)

You are about as wrong
as Gary Glitter judging an under-10s nude jelly wrestling competition one-handed.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:34, archived)

She's a goofy mong faced bitch.

Edit - but you are normally a man of taste so I shall let it pass.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:35, archived)