Well, before the board goes under, may I just say
that Michaela Strachan is no less desirable now than she was twenty years ago.

I would quite happily do her so hard that Timmy Mallett gets pregnant.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:28, archived)

She was a dog then
and she's a dog now.

Had her, she was shit.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:29, archived)

You are about as wrong
as Gary Glitter judging an under-10s nude jelly wrestling competition one-handed.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:34, archived)

She's a goofy mong faced bitch.

Edit - but you are normally a man of taste so I shall let it pass.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:35, archived)

Yes.
Custard up her vadge.
My tongue.
Say no more.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:29, archived)

*holds back vomit*

(thisismyclone, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:37, archived)

vomit for money shot
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:49, archived)

I just choked on a plum because of you, you cunt.
edit: I grew up watching the Really Wild show. Doing her would be like having sex with my mum. It's dirty, it's wrong and I would.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:30, archived)

And by plum he means
testicle.
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:32, archived)

In my that's life magazine this week
there is a story about a woman who ripped out her ex lovers testicle because he didn't want to get back with her. She actually pulled it out just using her hands!

*shudders*
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:36, archived)

Well I'm glad
that's not my life.

*joins you in shuddering*
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:40, archived)

*feels the shuddering taking over*

*joins in*
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:43, archived)

*fwaps*



_{What? Is that wrong?}
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:46, archived)

Fwap while you still can.
The mad wimmin are after our goolies!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:50, archived)

Don't see how it's my fault.
You'd have sex with your mum?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:35, archived)

I feel that the ambiguity gives me an intriguing air of mystery.

( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:37, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/626382
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:44, archived)

Yes.
Those elephants have it so good with their trunks...
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:31, archived)

Thanks to the wonder of Google
I can now wholeheartedly endorse this post.

*endorses*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:32, archived)

Don't you remember
kids' TV? Or did you grow up outside the UK?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:36, archived)

I left the UK in 81
I do vaguely remember SwapShop and Tiswas but that's about it.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:39, archived)

After your time, then
where did you go?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:40, archived)

Spent the next 17 years
in the hive of activity that is Luxemburg. Went to the European School there for my entire secondary education
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:44, archived)

I went to Luxembourg once
and stayed in the Grand Cravat Hotel.

It was Nice - very sedate and extremely moneyed.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:51, archived)

She was the essence of shaggability
on that show with Pete Waterman.

I see some American newsites have started calling the London bombings '7/7'.
(Small Beer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:33, archived)

That's 1 isn't it?
Why are they expressing whole numbers in fractions?
Fucking nut-job yanks.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:34, archived)

I used to think she was fit as a butchers dog when I was a nipper.

I wouldn't now, though. There's just something about her that I don't like.

I wonder what the twins from Fun House look like now...
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:39, archived)

Is it the elephants?


edit: www.paramountcomedy.co.uk/inconceivable/watn_article/repa/id~17
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:41, archived)

Melanie and Martina

whole reason for tuning in wasn't it?
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:41, archived)

I would Google for Fun House Twins.
But I'm at work and my bank manager wants me to keep my job.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:42, archived)

I saw that
elephants program with her last night and was thinking the same.

Gawd, I love her in those safaris shorts she always wears...
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:05, archived)