Two chicken burgers made at home before work
Actually counts as breakfast, lunch and dinner as they're the only things I've eaten today.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)

you eat two things in a day?
pussy.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)