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i had a chicken wrap for lunch.
what did you have?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)
a hawk wrap

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)
oh, wowzer!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)
because i'm worth it

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)
Jinkies!

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)
Famine.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)
that is the spirit!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)
I had anapple

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)
The steam of hard work and the sweat of stained windows.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)
Two ham and cheese bakes from Greggs.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)
haha, povvo food

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)
It's not payday until tomorrow.
I had to eat something.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)
why didn't you buy something cheap instead?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)
It was only £1.80.
Which is 10p more than it was last time I was in Greggs.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)
you could easily get something nice from the shops for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)
I quite liked them.
I stand by my decision.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)
you love povvo food!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)
We're not all fancy city folk like yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)
i had a chicken wrap,
did i mention it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)
Marks and Spencer food.
Did you win the lottery?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)
i made it all myself and stuff!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)
Such bravery.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)
The price of those pasties these days.
Shocked me I can tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)
I used to get two sausage rolls for 50p!
They're about £1.20 each now. Fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)
I know.
I remember when pasties were 50p, shit food con.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)
90p a pasty.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)
They should taste better than they do for that price.
You could have bought a tin of soup and loaf of bread for the price of two pasties.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)
Or two frozen 8 inch pizzas from my local pakistani-style corner shop!

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)
Or something nicer than crappy frozen pizza.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)
Refrigerated pizza?

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)
Two chicken burgers made at home before work
Actually counts as breakfast, lunch and dinner as they're the only things I've eaten today.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)
you eat two things in a day?
pussy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)
mind your own business, hippy

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)
why won't you love me?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)
I'm saving up for your sex change
maybe they could see to it next time you're in for chemo, two birds with one stone, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)
i would be up for that

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)
or you could lop your own willy off, save me a shitload of cash
I've got a penknife you could use, it's got one of those little saw blade attachments on it
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)
Make sure you pickle it and send it to me.
I would enjoy it. Because I am a gay.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)
Gay, first I've known of this.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)
It's true!
*cries into a pink, hand-embroidered Gucci handkerchief*

*sniffle*
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)
I assumed you'd be too busy molesting children but sure, ok

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)
You seem to be under the delusion that I am possessed by the spirit of Michael Jackson?
Were you a big fan?

*discreetly tries to call the local asylum*

Please continue you with your witty banter, kind sir!

*frantically dials*
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)
no, I just assume that all bum bandits molest children

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)
it all comes under the umbrella of sexual perversion.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)
i would like to own that umbrella.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)
Given that you state this incessantly, I can only conclude you're somehow insecure about your sexuality.
Are you perhaps struggling with a burning, deeply-repressed desire for big fat sweaty minges?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)
I had a girlfriend for two years when I was between the ages of 16-18.
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't go back to minge.

Tell me, when was the last time you had a cock in your arse, and then we'll talk about sexual insecurity.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)
You are obviously completely secure
I'm gay!
I'm gay!
I'm gay!
I'm gay!
I'm gay!
I'm gay!
I'm gay!
I'm gay!
I'm gay!
I'm gay!
I'm gay!

Thats you, that is
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)
Maybe I'm only like that because every time I post something it comes back round to homophobic comments.
I may as well get in there first and make sure you can't use it as an aggressive tactic. Which you seem to be failing at now.

No fuck off and eat some pussy if you don't want to hear about me fucking men.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)
Homophobic?
Nah, I have nothing against gay people, I just don't like aggressive fuckwits
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)
You heterophobe.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)
I just do it because you're a shithead and it winds you up

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)
I see.
*takes notes*

Tell me about your mother.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)
She used to rape me with her big cock.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)
K-meleon is pretty good as browsers go.
Good tip there.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)
Anyway, it's late and work in the morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)
I think it was Evil Lu who recommended it in the first place.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)
i am insecure about my cancer

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)
Such a brave soldier :(

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)
Is it gay cancer?
I'm not allowed to talk about non-gay things.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)
it is pretty gay

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)
nails

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)
Your mother.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)
I thought you were a gay?!?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)
His mother has a massive schlong.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)
it's probably bigger than yours, I've seen your video

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)
And you think of it every night while you masturbate into your own mouth.
You don't need to tell me... I've heard it a thousand times before. :)
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)
He's gay, you know.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)
*rapes you*
See? I'm an arse-raping gay, let there be no doubt about it!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)
There was a homophobic chap online earlier.
I was well defending the gays, and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)
I really don't give a shit.
It just makes you look like a fucking fag in my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)
But whose approval shall I crave now?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)
God's.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)
Jesus hates fags.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)
his is bigger than mine :(

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)
have you seen my mother's penis?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)
Have you seen his mother's massive schlong?

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)
A corned beef baguette.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)
Cock

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)