Your mother.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

I thought you were a gay?!?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

His mother has a massive schlong.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

it's probably bigger than yours, I've seen your video

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

And you think of it every night while you masturbate into your own mouth.
You don't need to tell me... I've heard it a thousand times before. :)
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

He's gay, you know.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

*rapes you*
See? I'm an arse-raping gay, let there be no doubt about it!
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

There was a homophobic chap online earlier.
I was well defending the gays, and all that.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)

I really don't give a shit.
It just makes you look like a fucking fag in my mind.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

But whose approval shall I crave now?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)

God's.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)

Jesus hates fags.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)

his is bigger than mine :(

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

have you seen my mother's penis?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

Have you seen his mother's massive schlong?

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)