well what is all this talk of Merkins down below (so to speak)?
I assume it isn't meant in the wig sense
(thisismyclone, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:39, archived)

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( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:40, archived)

Attaches helpful head-dobber:
A Merkin is another name for an American.

A merkin (lowercase M) is a pubic wig.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:41, archived)

"So, where do you come from?"
"Gee buddy, I'm a Merkin."

Needs saying with a Merkin accent.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:46, archived)