I thought a merkin was a pubic wig, no?
Anyone want to google it? I'm at work. :((
(thisismyclone, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:36, archived)

No
a Merkin is a Gherkin that belms and holds balloons
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:36, archived)

It is indeed

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:36, archived)

Innocent bystander?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:37, archived)

It is
and..?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:37, archived)

well what is all this talk of Merkins down below (so to speak)?
I assume it isn't meant in the wig sense
(thisismyclone, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:39, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/626303
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:40, archived)

Attaches helpful head-dobber:
A Merkin is another name for an American.

A merkin (lowercase M) is a pubic wig.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:41, archived)

"So, where do you come from?"
"Gee buddy, I'm a Merkin."

Needs saying with a Merkin accent.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:46, archived)

Yes.
It is.
Do you want to buy one?
I have one I no longer wear.
Slightly soiled.
£10.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:39, archived)