You can call me daddy.
But only if you're roleplaying a newborn baby.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

FILL ME WITH YOUR SPUNK
AND I WILL POO MY NAPPY RIGHT UP
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

You'll only poo your nappy due to your sphincter muscles relaxing as you die from asphyxiation on my cock.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

THAT WOULD BE MY DREAM WAY OF GOING
BETTER THAN CANCER ANYWAY
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

I want to fry your cancer up with some garlic and green beans.
Nummy!
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)