So last night...
I was fucking this guy, and I pulled my knob out and there was a little bit of shit on the end of it.

I dealt with the situation by grabbing a nearby towel and removing the aforementioned faeces before plunging my cock into his mouth for the rest of the session.

How do you deal with the issue of shit on your knob?
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)

my knob does not get shit on it,
your knob is the only knob for me,
master
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

You'll be the little shit that goes down on my knob then.
Get it down your throat, princess.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

PULL MY HAIR AND SMACK MY ASS

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

Suck on my balls and call my granny a titmuncher.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

UP TO THE KNUCKLES AT LEAST FOR GODS SAKE

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

LET ME GOBBLE YOUR WANGLE NOW

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

I'm gonna fuck that tumor right out of you.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

OH HELL YEAH
CAN I CALL YOU DADDY OR WOULD THAT BE WEIRD?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)

You can call me daddy.
But only if you're roleplaying a newborn baby.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

FILL ME WITH YOUR SPUNK
AND I WILL POO MY NAPPY RIGHT UP
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

You'll only poo your nappy due to your sphincter muscles relaxing as you die from asphyxiation on my cock.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

THAT WOULD BE MY DREAM WAY OF GOING
BETTER THAN CANCER ANYWAY
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

I want to fry your cancer up with some garlic and green beans.
Nummy!
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

HETEROPHOBIC!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

Shut up, you fucking breeder.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

STRAIGHT PRIDE
DON'T TREAD ON ME
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

Fuck you, non-fag.
I bet you love tits.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

WE'RE HERE, WE'RE STRAIGHT, OUR OPINIONS CARRY SOME WEIGHT

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

WE'RE ALL PROUD TO BE HETERO, STOP SEGREGATION ON THE METRO

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

I did a snort laugh at this.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

WE'RE HERE, WE'RE UNDECIDED, DO YOUR POLITICS WHILE WE DRINK CIDER

( broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

I did a laugh at this.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

By not having bumsex

( Cae1, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

That's a preventative measure...
I was looking for ways to deal with it after the event. Thanks for your input anyway. :)
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

Am I fired?

( Cae1, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

i chopped it off a long time ago in order to avoid this exact problem

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

Colonic irrigation.
Now, tell me about your mother.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

I get it
you are GAY

well done
( broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

a belated
happy pride day. now fuck off.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

was this before or after you molested some children?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

Oh, didn't I mention he was 3 months old?
Yeah, the faeces smelled pretty bad.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)

Is it him who was the nonce?
Actually I don't care, lets lynch him anyway
( broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

Lynching is for niggers, you stupid shit.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)

Nonce.

( broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

Apparently when someone on b3ta says you molest children it makes you a nonce.
OMG... I've just realised. This is some kind of paedo ring?

*dials frantically*
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

Nonce.

( broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

all bum bandits molest children FACT

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

That's harsh
some aren't raving perverts.

But I'm guessing he IS a raving pervert.
( broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

Hello, Nick Griffin.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

Yeah, ok then, *attention*, happy now?
Christ, stop trying so hard to shock people, you steriotype.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

You're a stereotypical jew.
Boring and hairy.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

I thought gays were supposed to be imaginative, you just basicly repeated what I called you.
Go back to counciling, I'm sure you can work out where it went wrong.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)

Maybe YOU should go back to councilling.
Hahaha. Totally pwnd.

At least I can spell.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

gonz!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)