Those are all mostly cat-like qualities, my friend.
I think you've been conned.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)

hmm, 30KG cat. That'd be fun.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)