b3ta.com talk
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Talk » Message 6264001

Roneah is shit
discuss
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)
Absofuckinglutely.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)
ESME WESME!
Hello lovely, I'm going to be in Ireland in about 6 weeks time, if we don't meet up the world is wrong
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)
OH MY GOSH.
Which bit will you be in?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)
Dublin
weekend of 5th September

will you be nearby?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)
Oooh, yes. I live in south Kilkenny, it's about two hours away. Me, you and Dr Preference should have a mini bash.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
Have you slept yet?
I think the last time we spoke you'd been up all night. Yeah, definitely up for it, you are one of the few b3tans left on my 'b3tans I want to meet' list
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)
I slept from nine to two today.
And did fuck all except talk to Lu and smoke fags. Good times.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)
You fucking idle bum.
/got up at 3
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)
Haha
I was awake all fucking night. It was a lovely sunrise, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
That sounds like a fine way to spend the day to me

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:25, archived)
Indeed.
I was going to play the Sims, but played Mario Galaxy instead. That's how I roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:26, archived)
Careful, she secretly likes Roaneah, and smells bad.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)
Woah.
That's fucking harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
I'm extra mean when it's 25C at night.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:25, archived)
i have been to kilkenny!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:25, archived)
a few times actually.
it is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:25, archived)
see i have these friends in clonakilty.
it's a long story.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)
Woah!
We're even closer internet friends than we thought. What bit of Kikenny were you in?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:25, archived)
i was mainly passing through really.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:29, archived)
You should totally come visit me, you can your (very beautiful) girlfriend.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)
HELLO ESME WESME BESME FESME!

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
Hellooooooooo!
How's your face? Where have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)
I had a haircut, Esme!
I look semi-attractive for once! I have been in work and/or bladdered all weekend so have not posted on here sinec Friday, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:29, archived)
Cool.
I badly need a haircut. I'll just have to settle for dying it and tying it up, again.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)
Hello Esme etc.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)
Hello, naughty Jack :p

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)
It wasn't me, some bigger boys made me do it.
I don't know who got stepped in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)
Mike and Dave did, anyway.
I dunno if well did, she's been quiet since.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)
I'd rather not.
Though he loves to stick about to see what people say about him.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)
What's the bet he searches for his own name too?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)
You do that.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)
Damn right.
And every time someone says something vaguely uncomplimentary, I send them frothing abusive gazzes and email the mods requesting their immediate extradition.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)
I heard he's a nonce, as well.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)

www.snortworld.com/imgs/offsite/Cat_catches_bat.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)
haha, ace.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)
Cats are so fucking brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)
i prefer dogs because they help the blind and sniff out people from rubble and shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)
I like dogs too.
I like them ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)

o a
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)
Hello Aardy Varky!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
Hello, Esmington!
I trust you are wonderfully well.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
Esmington. I like that.
I'm not too bad. Not sleeping the last few nights, the weather and that has me arse over tit. How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
I'm pretty marvellous.
Making last-minute preparations for going away on holiday on Wednesday, and sweating like a fat paedo in this stupid heat.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)
I'm moving home to Ireland on Thursday.
And trying desperately to shove everything in to my luggage. Hur hur. I have accumulated a lot more stuff than I thought I had.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
Yes, I saw that this was happening on that Facebook thingy.
Good luck with the move, I wouldn't want the hassle of emigration.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)
Ah, it's only to Ireland, short flight, and no house to sell or any of that crap.
Just fucking LOADS of stuff to bring. Shite, most of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:25, archived)
Even the shitty little ones that old people have?

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)
those are shit.
i would eat one of those if it wasn't for the fact that i would not.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
Well, you could.
So long as you ran away shouting "I'M SORRY, I HAVE CANCER!", they probably wouldn't even press charges.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
Oh man, I wish I had cancer.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)
Fucking stupid healthy cells.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
it does have it's benefits.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
Maybe if I hug you REALLY hard it'll spread to my pancreas.
Or just my gall bladder or something, I don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)
Hmm, depends how shitty they are.
Yorkies fucking STINK when they're old.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
Just like old people!

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
HAPPY CANDLESHIT!

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)
:-D

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)
I once dropped a dog on its head once.
It was an accident.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)
cats teach the blind to help themselves
it's only through adversity that we grow
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
And a dog would break its spine doing that.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
why would a dog want to catch a bat?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)
To eat it.
My dog tries to. Fucking eejit.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)
Doing what?
Catching that bat? I disagree. My Bowser jumps like that all the time. He might be an exception though, as he thinks his stripes mean he's a tiger. I will video him sometime, and you can watch him stalking in long grass :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
Those are all mostly cat-like qualities, my friend.
I think you've been conned.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)
hmm, 30KG cat. That'd be fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
If he twisted his back and hips like that, he would.
Well, he wouldn't really be able to. They're not quite as bendy. Has he had his stitches out and all that?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)
No need. Internal magical ones that disappear. He's more lively than ever, except when he gets too hot.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)
Begging is basically just mugging, isn't it?
Only, instead of using a bladed weapon, and your attacker pushing you into a darkened alley and demanding your watch, they use emotional blackmail and a scruffy, cute dog to make you relent and hand over your cash.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)
Happy candle and ting.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)
Ta, muchly!

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)
he's a shitcunt, he always has been
but hey, he thrives on attention like most trollboys

and he molests children
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)
I heard he's like Michael Jackson
TIMES SIX
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)
that makes him officially worse than Gayhitler

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)
i would

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)
Gag him first.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)
i'd let him gag me

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
but he luvz uz guyz

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)
Yes.
I am listening to the bloodhound gang. funtastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
No, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
hello Mr Sexvark
you've been avoiding us lately, has it all got a bit too shit for you recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)
It's not been a conscious avoidance, just been doing other things.
Since my back got better, going outside has become quite appealing. I still look in occasionally to make sure you're all okay, though. Aardvark is watching.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
smathels is a paedophile shitcunt
/ac

apart from that you haven't missed anything important except this
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
Who is that?
It's been on for two minutes now, and I'm still waiting to laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)
Piston :(

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)
It's... uh...
not very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)
No. No, it's not.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:33, archived)
OMG WAH HAPPENED?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)
a shitcunt took time off from molesting children to let us know that he is still a shitcunt

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)
That pretty much sums up all of /talk.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
FUCK ALL THAT SHIT, IT'S MY B3TADAY!

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)
we'll let you know the second anyone remotely gives a shit

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:25, archived)