I hate the humid, not the warm.
And I hate it when the TV goes all clickity click.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:53, archived)

It's very foggy outside
Stupid Edinburgh Haaaaaaaaarrrr. I think the fog makes people crazy. Three neds were having a barney outside at 1 o'clock which awoke me from my slumber, so it did.
There's generally a lot of shouting going on outside tonight. I think the people are shouting at the mist, since it's all full of evil spirits and 'owt like that.
( The Neville What what what, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:55, archived)

A cockney in Scotland?

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:56, archived)

I'm a whole mix of things
including spanners and cats, all wrangled up in a sack, like.
( The Neville What what what, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:58, archived)

Aw cute!
I love spanners and cats.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:59, archived)

I thought you fucked off to bed

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:56, archived)

I fucked back on to b3ta.
Controversial!
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)

he was taking a break to molest some children

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:01, archived)

Always the child molesting.
The molesting shitcunt.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:02, archived)

HEY!
I'm on!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)

Hey hey.
How's the rest of Newcastle doing then?
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:58, archived)

I can only speak for what I know myself.
..and that part is faaaaaaan-tastic.
At one point tonight I was applauded in "Perdu". Perdu.. Which is normally full of fruits and the buck-toothed.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:00, archived)

Perdu!?
I have never been in because I'm told they have a handsome/pretty only night where the bouncers only let in attractive people. Also, a bad martini costs £14 there?
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:01, archived)

A double JD is £4.
I'm no Martini man.
If I ever bump in to you there. We must shake hands and call Friz. Who'll no doubt be livid.
Yet alone Moohalaa.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:05, archived)

I would never shake your hand and call myself roaneah. Not even at the hoodbutter bash.
But yes, I would possibly buy you a JD.

I would have a gin and tonic and move swiftly on to Tokyo though.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:07, archived)

What would you call yourself?
What's behind the mask?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)

I would call myself Neil, as I always do at bashes.
"roaneah" seems to bear too much of a stigma now.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:13, archived)

It's about to kick off.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:59, archived)