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Too warm. Cannae sleep.

It's too warm. I hate the warm. What do you hate? Do you hate hats? I don't hate hats, because, as the old saying goes - "There's no Hate without Hat"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:52, archived)
I don't really hate anything.
I'm spreading the love, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:53, archived)
Spreading it like...
a) a fungus?
b) a fire?
c) an infectious disease?
d) a fever?
e) other, not mentioned above?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:53, archived)
d) a fever.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:56, archived)
This is the correct answer. You win a point
Now, onto round two - the question round. And remember, Stay Indoors
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)
Can you smell cum?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:00, archived)
f) Springy's thighs

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:59, archived)
Oh man this grave I just raked up smells.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:00, archived)
Pffft.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:00, archived)
You know what though Aardvark? You are just FUCKING ACE. I mean it, you are just awesome in every single way and everybody here appreciates that.
Men envy, women swoon and just about everybody wants to be like you, wants to be near you and just wants to breath you in. Aardvark, YOU ARE A WINNER.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:54, archived)
Fucking hell, that was unexpected and yet totally welcome.
I was forced to click "I like this". Because I do. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:56, archived)
I think you're bloody smashing too.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:56, archived)
get a room you two

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:01, archived)
Its true though and I'm simply spreading the positive love.
I also convinced Ben that he was gay tonight, so I need the good karma.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:05, archived)
eh? I thought he was gay, why convince him?
he'll probably start molesting children now, that's what bum bandits do
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:07, archived)
Well, he wasnt sure, but I pushed him over the edge.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:12, archived)
I hate the humid, not the warm.
And I hate it when the TV goes all clickity click.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:53, archived)
It's very foggy outside
Stupid Edinburgh Haaaaaaaaarrrr. I think the fog makes people crazy. Three neds were having a barney outside at 1 o'clock which awoke me from my slumber, so it did.
There's generally a lot of shouting going on outside tonight. I think the people are shouting at the mist, since it's all full of evil spirits and 'owt like that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:55, archived)
A cockney in Scotland?

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:56, archived)
I'm a whole mix of things
including spanners and cats, all wrangled up in a sack, like.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:58, archived)
Aw cute!
I love spanners and cats.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:59, archived)
I thought you fucked off to bed

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:56, archived)
I fucked back on to b3ta.
Controversial!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)
he was taking a break to molest some children

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:01, archived)
Always the child molesting.
The molesting shitcunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:02, archived)
HEY!
I'm on!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)
Hey hey.
How's the rest of Newcastle doing then?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:58, archived)
I can only speak for what I know myself.
..and that part is faaaaaaan-tastic.
At one point tonight I was applauded in "Perdu". Perdu.. Which is normally full of fruits and the buck-toothed.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:00, archived)
Perdu!?
I have never been in because I'm told they have a handsome/pretty only night where the bouncers only let in attractive people. Also, a bad martini costs £14 there?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:01, archived)
A double JD is £4.
I'm no Martini man.
If I ever bump in to you there. We must shake hands and call Friz. Who'll no doubt be livid.
Yet alone Moohalaa.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:05, archived)
I would never shake your hand and call myself roaneah. Not even at the hoodbutter bash.
But yes, I would possibly buy you a JD.

I would have a gin and tonic and move swiftly on to Tokyo though.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:07, archived)
What would you call yourself?
What's behind the mask?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)
I would call myself Neil, as I always do at bashes.
"roaneah" seems to bear too much of a stigma now.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:13, archived)
It's about to kick off.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:59, archived)
I love warm.
It's brilliant. I bet I will have a turbulent flight on Thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:53, archived)
What odds would you give on a double with turbulence and death?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:55, archived)
I don't understand gambling:(
I like turbulence, it's like the plane is flouncing through the sky.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)
you need a subsection of THE LIST for people who bang the ignore drum in public

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:05, archived)
Ooh, this.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:06, archived)
I'll do it tomorrow.
I really can't be bothered to write 
Ignore Drum BangersNames of people


right now.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:10, archived)
yeah well, you smell of stale piss and you don't wipe your bottom properly

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)
That bloodthirstyturtle you've got on there is just cellar door with a different name.
Taking her flounce count tp to two.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:13, archived)
This.
She flounced at me.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:20, archived)
I've got three b3tans numbers
SHALL I TYPE THEIR NUMBERS AND WE CAN GUESS WHO THEY ARE
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:53, archived)
I just rang and hung up on you

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:54, archived)
Did I answer?

(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:55, archived)
Of course I didn't
It seems my phone doesn't want to take phone calls.
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:55, archived)
I hate gays and jews.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:53, archived)
In Nazi work camps they had a symbol for gay jews.
Says wikipedia:

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/68/German_concentration_camp_chart_of_prisoner_markings.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:55, archived)
Yeah I added that to the article for a laugh.
It's not true.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:59, archived)
I bet they never did any fucking work either
the lazy money-grubbing child molesters
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)
if it were up to me summer would be abolished

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:55, archived)
Mozzies
I got two bites on my right tit last night
which means I've spent all day today rubbing my tit
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:56, archived)
I bet you feel a right tit
hahahahaOOOOUWHAAAAAA...?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)
Huzzoons!
Top prize to you, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:56, archived)
One day I'm going to get you in headlock and be all like ROFL and such.
It'll be so funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)
ROLF!
and so on... OH MY!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:58, archived)
headaches
I has one
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:56, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)
I wish I had a winter right now

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:59, archived)