My eyes/balls must be borked
I find her about as sexually appealling as a sherry trifle.

Mmmmmmm ... sherry trifle.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)

You're officially a gayer:
www.100megsfree.com/spooky42/scully/Pic01.jpg
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:19, archived)

Most gay men love Gillian Anderson.
It's a bit like the "Kylie effect".
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:23, archived)

But you sounded as if you'd like to put your winkie inside her, too?
And I know you used to like girls before you saw the light. :)
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:27, archived)

I would probably put my winkie in her if forced.
I'm an open minded queer.
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:30, archived)

"I'd shag Gillian Anderson if I was forced to."
Such modesty!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:33, archived)

I wouldn't do it if she was an average woman.
But the celebrity status makes it a bit more exciting. And she might let me watch hardcore gay porn while I bang her.

I'd probably give her a snog for free though.
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:37, archived)

*inflaccidates*

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:26, archived)