If the perforations on your two-ply loo paper don't align
unroll the top ply by one turn. As if by magic,the perforations will align.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)

Oh flapjack you're far too domesticated.

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)