If you have unrolled the top ply of your loo roll to align the perforations with the second ply,
don't forget about this and then wipe your arse with a single ply. This is likely to prove structurally insufficient and may result in brownfinger.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)

Not shaking your hand.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

As long as it doesn't stop you rimming me on a daily basis
I don't much care.

That goes for all of you.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

Of course not
How else would I maintain this fantastic Dirty Sanchez.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)