You should have gone for the Top Gear H & S stage job
CHB was too ill to make the interview for that one.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)

gutted
can you imagine the fun!
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

It would only have been a matter of time before you twatted Clarkson though
So it's probably for the best. I suppose it might have helped if he'd told you about it, but he wasn't really thinking that straight at the time.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)