The soft exterior gives way to a juicy, sweet centre.
The stone does get in the way, but doesn't detract from the overall flavour.
Peach: 10 Druids out of 12.

Wotcher, b3ta. How are you and have you got any fruit reviews? Bonus points for reviewing someone gay for comedy purposes.
( Druid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)

Housework - 2 Druids out of a possible 25.
I'm bored.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

MOER JOB SHERCHES
BE A WRESTLER
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

It's in NORFOLK.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

BE A WRESTLER WITH SIX TOES AND EYES TOO CLOSE TOGETHER.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

i want this job
health and safety at the Royal Albert Hall
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

You should have gone for the Top Gear H & S stage job
CHB was too ill to make the interview for that one.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)

gutted
can you imagine the fun!
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

It would only have been a matter of time before you twatted Clarkson though
So it's probably for the best. I suppose it might have helped if he'd told you about it, but he wasn't really thinking that straight at the time.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

Your slogan can be "Wicca'd Witch - She's Gonna Norfolk You Up!"

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

Cherries
Awesome fruit, the stones do get quite annoying though.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

I have cherries too
Picked from my own tree. Sadly the blackbirds have nicked the rest so there are just lots of little stones hanging from stalks now.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

I have a punnet of cherries in the fridge
I may have to eat them this evening.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

I'll have to move on to strawberries next
and we have a couple of raspberry canes to raid.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

You people, with your gardens
My garden looks like some sort of overgrown jungle. I filled my garden waste bin cutting the grass last week and I haven't even started on the shrubs & trees.
I don't think the previous tenants did anything to the garden in all the time they lived there.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

Hack everything back this year
so next year it will come back in manageable form. Or it will die, in which case you don't want to be bothering with it because it's clearly too fussy.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

Exactly what I'm planning
There's this strange shrub with yellow flowers that has engulfed 1/4 the back garden
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

Does it have long thin branches growing upwards with bright yellow flowers?
If so, it's probably Forsythia, which is one of the first things to come into flower in the spring so you may want to try to hang on to that.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

Did a quick search
It's not that, I think it might be this stuff www.findmeplants.co.uk/plant-hypericum-2957.aspx
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

That's nice too
Says it's hardy. Hack away!
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)

We have planted
Pumpkins, sunflowers, carrotts and parsnips this year, I always try tomatoes but fail. (mind you I'm the very same person who managed to kill a mint plant)
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

I want a garden
:(
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

They don't like over watering.
It's s really good year for the garden here, everything's growing like crazy. I even have blackcurrants about a month earlier than normal.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

I ate my last peach yesterday
So I don't have one today :(
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

Looks about eight but has elegant internet skills and crucial JMG approval.
Moohala: A++ top fruit recommended would buy again
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

You get even more bonus points, 'cos I changed 'Moohalaa' for 'gay person'
at the last minute.
( Druid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

no i have chocolate cake instead
lovely gooey chocolate icing

5 potential love handles out of 5
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

Dale Winton - Too orangey for crows
4/10
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

You should have seen the size of the crow my cat was just stalking
The crow would have kicked his ginger little ass
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

I bought my weeks shopping today and it contained zero fruit.
Unless you count potatoes as fruit.

And if you do, you're a fruit idiot.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

Shopping fail

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

Give us a break, I'm living like a pov. I spent £12 on EVERYTHING.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

Thats quite a good shop actually for a week
And you are forgiven for not buying any due to money, I thought you were just being rubbish
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

I may have to find vitamin pills in the pound shop, I'm sure my povdiet can't be giving me everything I need.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

Eat Esme.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

I already said I'd got potatoes.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

Dragon fruit
1 Druids out of 12.

And the one is only because its pretty, the rest of it is bland fail.
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)

See also: Star fruit.

( Druid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

Yes I agree.

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

and
Physalis
( vladimir, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

Oh god yes.

( Druid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

replying to a thread twenty minutes after it's been posted
0 Druids out of 12
( vladimir, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

Yeah, the board should move faster, to make sure there's no chance conversation can develop.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

Have you been taking clever pills today? You sound a lot less
like a gibbering idiot than normal.
( Druid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

You're horrible to me.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

I love you really.

( Druid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

Yeah, who comes here to talk?
( vladimir, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

Druid - likes mens bottoms, good at lurking and stalking, eyes too rapey
17 Blue Stars out of 44
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

I'm great at all these things.
You'd better not forget the Suffolk trip, it's the third time I've tried now and people will have to get hurt if they screw it up again.
Basically, Wicca will kill me.
( Druid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

I haven't forgotten.
Also those soft southern shites always manage to fail coming to see us so FUCK THEM.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)