I've even taken a photograph of it for the lucky prize winner

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)

Penis,
clearly penis.

Nobody would take a photo of anything else online.
( WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)

or a hugely distended set of labia
like a badly-packed kebab.

/did you get my Randomburn, by the way?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)