Oh god, you poor thing
It's like if you had to describe the colour 'grey' to someone I'd show them around Slough.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

*whimpers*

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

It's not that grey and uninteresting
when I lived there someone was decapitated in the car park of my local with a ceremonial sword. Made a right fucking mess.

Still, I'll agree it's a proper shitehole.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)