Run round the entire boundary, high fiving the crowd.
Then insist that everyone waits for you while you're bent double, getting your breath back, for 10 full minutes.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

I think most definitely this.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)