Just stand really close to a girl.
You can be "Stand By Me" and she can be "Stand By Your Man".
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

And someone else can be
Don't Stand So Close To Me
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)