my wife is the only woman ever in my life
I would happily die for (if only to stop her nagging)*

Nigella is on ITV!! I would like to fuck her.

* the nagging may be a joke if she sees this.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)

You have a lurking wife
or are you just terrified?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:58, archived)