A man cannot be said truly to live
unless he has something he would die for.

So what is it?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:46, archived)

my wife is the only woman ever in my life
I would happily die for (if only to stop her nagging)*

Nigella is on ITV!! I would like to fuck her.

* the nagging may be a joke if she sees this.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)

You have a lurking wife
or are you just terrified?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:58, archived)

Says who?
/not in much of a hurry to die for anyone or thing

edit: Maybe this. I just found it. It's black & sivler, has an LCD display, is covered in blue LEDs and looks like the world's most complicated USB vibrator/butt plug combo, making it more desirable than life itself.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)

You are worrying me more
by the minute.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)

I don't have a use for it, I don't play flight sims.
It just fits into all my categories for what defines the ultimate in shiny trinkets: silver space age aesthetics, blue lights & LCDs.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:56, archived)

WOW.
But how much?
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:55, archived)

Wow.
That's an ugly mobile phone!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:55, archived)

TGMTFH!!!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:03, archived)

right now?
toasted cheese and peanut butter sandwich.
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)

Sick fanatics like you
should be exterminated like the vermin you are.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:55, archived)

True friendship
Fortunately all my friends are cunts.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)

What, even your fake internet friends?
*Looks around the board*

Oh, I see, good point.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:00, archived)

The people I love

( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:51, archived)

Right now,
I'm dying for a shit, but I think that's just the result of all the lentils I've had this week.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:52, archived)

Lentils?
The joss sticks are strong with this one.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:55, archived)

What's wrong with joss sticks?

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:02, archived)

wrong
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:04, archived)

Hippy

( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:04, archived)

Hahaha
I believe the 'leet' phrase is:
"Pwned"
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)

Icklepeach
mocked me yesterday when she told me the time was 13:37, and I said, oh hehe, 1337 o clock.

*despairs*
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:13, archived)

Fuckers
*sits sulking in a room with sandlewood joss sticks*
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:22, archived)

You haven't lived
until you've tasted my lentil chili.

*awaits strikethrough*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:03, archived)

I challenge you to explain how chili with lentils can possibly
be better than chili with Meat™. It's made with animals and everything.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:04, archived)

Actually,
it's not, and I can make it with and without meat to equally high standards.*

*The not-so-secret ingredient is dark chocolate.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:07, archived)

strikethrough penetration
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:06, archived)

You never said what you'd be prepared to die for.
I'm guessing it would be the ability to make wookie noises ;)
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:07, archived)

Haha
Am I so easy to read?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:10, archived)

Hahahahaha
For some reason that made me laugh far too much
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

*knits own yoghurt*
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:04, archived)

Hahaha

( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:06, archived)

I would die to rid the earth of pulse-munching hippy scum

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:55, archived)

My cloud of toxic gas
will protect me from harm.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:00, archived)

r

Vegetarian scumbag.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:01, archived)

potect?
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)

Ham

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:08, archived)

OUR BELOVED SAVIOUR LORD JESUS CHRIST AMEN
edit: or Allah ... depends who has the best afterlife bribes.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:52, archived)

What I don't get
is why 'Allah' is never translated to English.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:00, archived)

To differentiate him from his alter egos 'God' and 'Yaweh'.
And thus cause wars and religious hatred and suchlike.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)

it's a name
people don't normally translate names

(apart from the french)
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:11, archived)

I'd take a bullet
for Brian Blessed.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:53, archived)

Amen!
Can I get a witness?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:55, archived)

No.
Because there's a cover up.

/BBB
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:57, archived)

Pfft!

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:59, archived)

I'd dye for an arts and crafts stall
at a summer fete, selling tie-dyed table cloths.

I would not die for anything. I'm too important.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:56, archived)

rta te
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:01, archived)

Now you
know that isn't true.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:04, archived)

this charming carriage clock
and set of Diana: Queen of all our hearts plates.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:58, archived)

Take a wild guess...

(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:59, archived)

The Backstreet Boys?

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:01, archived)

closest one...

(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:22, archived)

A strawberry mivvi?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:01, archived)

Rolf Harris's semen
in a commemorative Live-8 test tube with a flashing green LED in the bottom being carried by three trained hamsters that have been shaved and painted to look like internal organs.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:03, archived)

This
But I want the hamsters when she's done.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:07, archived)

Cock?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:04, archived)