I just ate some wine gums.
I'm quite the rebel.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

FUCK YOU, YOU SICK FUCKING WHORE.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

hard or soft?
IT'S IMPORTANT!
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

Damn it they weren't even wine gums,
they were fruit pastilles.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

Think of all that sugar rotting your insides

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

I'm sure I'll live.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

Are there hard winegums?
aren't they something else completely?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

SPORTS MIXTURE

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

I've never had that.
It looks shit.

I like skittles.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

Who would have thought it.
MoT likes something that good people like. I never thought I'd see the day.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)

I like quite a lot of things that other good people like.
It's a much shorter list to go through things I hate, so it's easier my way.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)

You like chocolate milkshake and tuna.
That makes you a cunt.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

Chocolate milkshake and tuna are quite popular things.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

Not among good people.
Only cunts.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

Tuna is perfectly acceptable.
WTF are you on about? You're the worst person ever. Even worse than MoT.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

I didn't realise there were two different sorts of wine gums.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

there aren't.
There's wine gums, fruit gums and hard gums, and I'm pretty sure wine gums are just braded fruit gums.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

Yes
Hard and soft one's. The soft one's are shit
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

So this packet here,
that just says "Wine Gums" on it, and not "hard" or "soft", what are they, then?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

fruit pastilles

( well, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

wait,
the Wine Gums packet has fruit pastilles in it as well? Now I'm really confused.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)

have you got two packets of sweets then?
i'm confused
( well, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

Yes!
Indeed, I have!
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

they're still fairly dissimilar
i'm not sure how you mixed them up
( well, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)

I didn't mix the sweets up,
I mixed the names up.

Anyway they're not that different. They're both chewy gelatine-based fruit-flavoured sweets.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)

:/

( well, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

Stupid spastic.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

Why would they put Fruit Pastilles in a bag that said "Wine Gums" on it?
Bastard Trebor Bassett, fucking with our lives :(
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)

wine gums.
He's on about something completely different.

He's also wrong, it's the soft ones that are better.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

I think planearm is thinking of his dad's penis lol

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)