The one thing most guaranteed to insult the french
is to remind them that the Italians are better at cooking.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:57, archived)

However, it's a very close call
as to who is better at running away.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:07, archived)

the italians were marginally faster
but less efficient as they couldn't quite decide who they were running from so just flapped around waving their arms and squawking
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:13, archived)