What animals have you killed?
What animals would you like to kill?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:31, archived)

A few small birds.
Michelle McManus.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:32, archived)

one very large bird

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:34, archived)

you'd need some sort of elephant rifle,

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:34, archived)

A rifle made
from an elephant, how odd.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:35, archived)

Don't be silly
it fires elephants.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:37, archived)

It fires peanuts and sticky bun grenades

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:37, archived)

Sounds like
my arse.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)

"Sticky bun grenades"
NOT
"Stinky bum grenades".
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:44, archived)

this made me snort

( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:50, archived)

Elephants can't fire guns!
They don't have any fingers.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:37, archived)

then how do they use the phone?

when they make trunk calls?

/hides
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:38, archived)

/finds
/slaps
(Uncle Vinnie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)

you
mwahahahaa
( bookerina, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:32, archived)

I shudder at the thought of killing animals.
I'm one of those people who, if faced with the prospect of killing their own dinner, would have no choice but to become a vegetarian.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:33, archived)

I'd like to at least give it a go.
I quite like the idea of stamping on a chimps face.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:34, archived)

... forever.


/George Orwell.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:37, archived)

As a general rule
I despise people like you.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:39, archived)

*blinds with shiny ringpiece*

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:42, archived)

*slaughters small animals while you eat*

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:51, archived)

Manimal from the TV series
it'd be like killing 4 animals at once.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:33, archived)

None personally
Although I was in a car that savagely murdered a deer.

I suppose if I had to kill one it'd have to be a very nice tasting one. A veal calf maybe.
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:33, archived)

For all the fuss about it being excessively cruel,
veal tastes like crap.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:36, archived)

I'd agree with this.
When I had veal I found it to be all the meh.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:38, archived)

I quite like it actually
I once had it on a plane, oddly.

Or maybe a nice big fat game creature. A deer or a pheasant or summat..

Now I'm hungry again.
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:39, archived)

I'm not too keen on deer or pheasant, either.
Farmer walking through the woods near his land, comes across a beautiful young woman. "I say," he says, "are you game?" "I certainly am," she replies, fluttering her eyelashes...

...So he shoots her.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:45, archived)

Arf :)

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:53, archived)

Pfft!

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)

If it's cooked well
like lamb, it's delicious. If it's cooked indeifferently, it's bland shite, and a disgrace to the calf.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:39, archived)

This.
I don't eat veal, but only because I think it tastes crap.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:39, archived)

Yes.
I just order it and scrape it onto the tablecloth and squidge it in.
Just to make sure they don't stop making it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:42, archived)

I had veal by accident in France
and it's fucking lovely. I don't care how cruel it is, if they had to slaughter a 1000 dow eyed calves for one steak I'd view it a price worth paying.

/guilty pleasure
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:43, archived)

This
but with horse instead of veal, Italy instead of France and no by accident.

so not this, really... hey-ho.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:46, archived)

Horse is pretty minging, too.
I ate that when I was in Switzerland.

The Swiss know fuck all about good food.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:50, archived)

I have to say horse
was the best meat I have ever had.
Italians know fucking everything about cooking.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)

The one thing most guaranteed to insult the french
is to remind them that the Italians are better at cooking.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:57, archived)

However, it's a very close call
as to who is better at running away.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:07, archived)

the italians were marginally faster
but less efficient as they couldn't quite decide who they were running from so just flapped around waving their arms and squawking
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:13, archived)

Veal makes baby jesus cry/wank

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:36, archived)

which
is a good thing.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:38, archived)

It results in blizzards, and popes dying,
and salty snowmen
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:42, archived)

Michell McManus
A few small birds.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:35, archived)

Judy
from comedy duo richard and judy..
( Mrfishfinger .com, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:36, archived)

Ah, you!
*pokes*

What of your ants? The blog hasn't been updated for a while.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:38, archived)

funny you should say that,
I'm working upn an update just now... been moving house... and its a pain in lil boy boobies...
( Mrfishfinger .com, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:44, archived)

Ah.
Everybody is at it these days. You are excused.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:45, archived)

A fox...
well, etchnically it wasn't me since I wasn't driving, but it was my car and I was in it
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:37, archived)

But if you were controlling the driver
with your mind, it would be you that killed the fox.
( Geordie Al, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:42, archived)

wabbits and puppies
one for eating the other for being too cute


and an owl and a fox ... although they were mostly accidental

I'd quite like to kill a buffalo with my bare hands and teeth.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:38, archived)

I waged war on a wasps nest one year I was younger (and have the scars to prove it)
I'd like to kill every hornet and monkey/ape (Gorillas and Orang-utans can stay) on the planet as the first lot make me shit myself and the second lot are evil and planning something
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:38, archived)

I declared genocide on waspkind
one summer long ago, the war continues.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)

Ooo oo oo ahh eeeeee!
When you hear that, run for the nearest atomic shelter.
This will be your only warning.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)

Pfffft
*imagines big butch Fenris running around a field flapping and leaping*
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:41, archived)

Are you confusing him with a Cassowary?

( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:42, archived)

A swift google
tells me that no, I have never confused him for one of those.

I may be confusing him with a big sissy ;)
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:53, archived)

After Wiki-ing
that, I can see it's be an easy mistake to make.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:55, archived)

Hornets and Wasps are nasty fuckers
I don't mind Bees, but the others are just flying wisps of pure malice.

Death to malicious flying insects!

*holds rifle aloft*

Edit: Monkeys and suchlike are OK, though. Don't see your problem with those.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:45, archived)

Outbreak
28 Days Later
Planet of the Apes
2001
King Kong

Are you fucking blind man?!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)

Any Which Way But Loose
Tarzan
Gorillas in the Mist
Meet the Fockers (Stiller looks like an ape)
Any Which Way You Can
Monkey Trouble

See? They're all perfectly harmless - if a little light-fingered
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:01, archived)

CONGO! CONGO CONGO CONGO!
Who can forget the angry African chappy barking 'Stop eating my sesame cake!' at Tim Curry?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:09, archived)

Well don't come running to me
when you find yourself choking to death on hurled-monkey shit is all I can say. Their day is coming my friend, you can see their plans in their insanely manic grins and I for one am not going down without a fight.

*stockpiles bananas and rat poison*
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:11, archived)

Prostitutes
They gave me sinful urges. I had to.

/misses trips with Uncle Pete
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)

bump
I did knock down a fox once, at a school crossing with a lolly pop lady. I wasn't going very fast then pop....

I didn't think it was right to leave it lying there where the crying kids (they really were crying, i felt bad) to see. So i got a bin bag out of the boot and picked it up to move it to the side of the road.... The bones all cracked when i picked it up.

Poo fell out one end and what looked like a lung was coming out the other... I'm going to leave the next one
( Mrfishfinger .com, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:46, archived)

TGMTFH

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:50, archived)

I've shot rabbits before
but I'd like to have a crack at something more challenging, like a convict*.


*may or may not be semi-inpired by Running Man
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:48, archived)