I live in Eccles. Apparently, there are plans to redesign the shitty town centre to the "theme of an Eccles cake", it can fuck right off.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

they're made from raisins you know
they're alright

ok with coffee
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)

I'm just waiting for Pontefract to be turned into a giant bit of liquorice.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

They could just start by replacing all the tarmac and work from there.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)