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The English term "biscuit" (and many other european terms such as biscotti and Zweiback) refer to the original habit of baking biscuits twice to achieve crunchiness.
Whereas the american term "cookie" originates from the Dutch term "koekje" or "little cake". This is why americans eat soggy saggy rubbish biscuits.

That and the fact that they're all fat and the humidity of their sweat causes proper decent crunchy biscuits to become instantly flaccid when they scoop them up with their rubbery proto-simian paws.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
I quite like toe-house cookies.
I also like the fact that probably a high percentage of cookie dough probably never sees an oven, in the states.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
I like lots of things, to be honest.
There are some thing that I don't like, but I don't like to talk about them.

Arn't dogs ace?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
You are the Talk board's unsung hero you know

(Stiff Richard, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
Awesome, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
I think you're right
I might even be coming onto you a bit here.
(Stiff Richard, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)
Is you well fit blud?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
Yeah!
160lbs of pure muscle.
(Stiff Richard, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
*head in hands*

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)
*unzips*

(Stiff Richard, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)
You're starting
To remind me of this guy.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
Apparently 0.087% of cached images on google with the name 'brillient' in the filename, are pictures of me.
But it's only so low because most image hosts create their own filenames.

That figure doubles if you include "2045d8f8535e2c74bed01c780ba661b8".
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
Fucking hell, that's interesting!

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
I'm going to be honest, I just made that up.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
I had an Eccles cake for the first time the other day
they're alright
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
I once went out with a girl from Eccles. And another one from Eccleston.
The one from Eccles had bigger breasts. Neither of them were stuffed with raisins to the best of my knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
what is breast?
spotify:track:4zgrIOozicstxkdJeZZkHm
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
A conspiracy by western governments to promote war and the capitalist status quo?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
The milk represents Stalin's fear of owls.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
haha god
that cover :(((
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
i didn't know it's a cover
a cover of who/when?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
albuuum cover dexxxy

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
?he

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)
I live in Eccles. Apparently, there are plans to redesign the shitty town centre to the "theme of an Eccles cake", it can fuck right off.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
they're made from raisins you know
they're alright

ok with coffee
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
I'm just waiting for Pontefract to be turned into a giant bit of liquorice.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
They could just start by replacing all the tarmac and work from there.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
I quite like that Christopher Ecclesomething film where he wakes up in a field and turns into jesus.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)
AUGMENT JESUS INTO MY COCK

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
Eccleston.
Who is from Salford ... which is closer to Eccles than Eccleston. Probably. I could check googlemaps but that would be weird.

edit: eccles is practically in salford, you nonce
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
Please do, this is fascinating.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)
Wait for cr3 to do some API mash-up.
Sounds like the perfect use for a one-use domain, there cleary isn't enough of them on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
www.whydoeschristopherecclestoncomefromeccles.com
www.celebritieswhocomefromsomewherealmostbutnotquitethesameastheirsurname.org
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
Eccles is technically in Salford, but is in its own town. I live about 5 minutes away from Christopher Eccleston, he drinks in my local.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)
I think I have that film.
It came free with the Daily Mail or something. I love reading the Daily Mail, it's my favourite paper.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)
carp produce 100, 000 eggs per kilo bodyweight

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
but a bitch ain't one.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
i'll show you diagrams and pictures on thursday

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
Don't show me your working out, I can't promise I won't steal that for a B+ in awesomeology at 2-kawl-sk0oL.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
I got some rightious bling from my great-grandma now.
It's dated 1928.

I've also attached to it a pendant of a masturbating monkey (complete with hand movement).
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
an elephant can circulate the entire volume of its blood through its ears in twenty minutes

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
chickens cant swallow upside down

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
the tail length of fruit fly sperm can be over twenty times the diameter of the egg they fertilise

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
zebras are white with black stripes

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
Ingestion of raw camel liver has resulted in bubonic plague in saudi arabia

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
my nans name is janey

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
whales can occasionally develop small hind limbs

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
columbo's "glass" eye was made of rolled up chewits

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
some birds can.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
Yep
some birds swallow.
(Stiff Richard, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
i already knew that
what else have you got?
(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
The identity of your real parents.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
lol biscoctus
bis cocked us

lol multigender rape
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
BISCUIT OCTOPUS
you think about that
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
there used to be land biscuit octopus
their ancestors strayed into the sea and stayed past the optimal dunk point that's how sand evolved
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
hang on, i'm checking wiki

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
on further inspection
this appears to be correct
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
The longest laundry chute is in the Shanghai Grand Hyatt Hotel.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
I was reading about that recently.
I love words, me.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
Hilarious strikethrough here.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)