I challenge you to explain how chili with lentils can possibly
be better than chili with Meat™. It's made with animals and everything.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:04, archived)

Actually,
it's not, and I can make it with and without meat to equally high standards.*

*The not-so-secret ingredient is dark chocolate.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:07, archived)