In public? Did you have to do the sly 'I'm just going to the toilet - I was going to go even before that fart followed by
horrible shit smell anyway' walk?
( Druid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

thankfully, I was at home
I was even sat on a towel as I'd just gotten out of the shower.

I farted and then I thought 'hang on, that felt far too squishy and warm'.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

Are you looking forward to norkyhugs next weekend?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

YES.
I am. I'm also hoping for pie and bacons and lovely beers please.
( Druid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)