The Queen or a passing corgi.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

It'd try to bite your bollocks.
And so would the corgi lololololololllolololol and then I got off the bus
( Druid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

Snappy little fuckers for sure.
A hard punch on the back of the neck renders them unconcious. Same as the corgis really.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

I reckon QE2 is filthy in bed. I bet she loves it up the Balmoral.

( Druid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

I'm sure Phil is partial to the odd badly packed kebab.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)