I dont have any hair to get cut
but, i do have an extraordinarily long penis**


What do you have right now?







**not really
( TBL I posted this on, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 2:02, archived)

Sweat.
The ability to think up amusing replies. This was one.
( Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)

I have The Sting on itv4
and a cup of tea.
( masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)

it's long
but that's nothing extraordinary, after all we've all got long penises/peni/penis-ses/penix?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)

this may be true
but it also depends where that penis actually is.
( TBL I posted this on, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)

the feeling i might vomit but i don't know why
my throat is a bit off right now
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 2:06, archived)