Softball has been cancelled, JMG.

( Jobe, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)

That's for the best.
When I think of softball I see portly American housewives swinging like lesbians.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)

What do you think of baseball, JMG?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)

Hmmm..
soft base
housewives dock workers
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)

Haha yes!
Their steroid induced muscles make their game of rounders seem pretty silly.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)

It's actually good.
It's a charity league. With teams from 40 charities in London. We're good, I am an awesome captain. And there's loads of "fit birds" to "check out" and we drink "beer" and stuff in the "sunshine".
( Jobe, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)

*Firm handshakes*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)

I'm playing cricket on Saturday, Jobey. Cricket. Imagine.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)

Goodness, that'll be fun.
I've not played cricket for ages. mrs Jobe's Dad plays for Surrey over 50s. I gather he's quite good.
( Jobe, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)

I'm RUBBISH.
but there will be beer, and I have been perfecting my slog-sweep on the beaches of Wales.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)