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Hello Underclass.
How's the good ship Misery this morning then?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
Softball has been cancelled, JMG.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
That's for the best.
When I think of softball I see portly American housewives swinging like lesbians.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
What do you think of baseball, JMG?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
Hmmm..
soft base
housewives dock workers
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
Haha yes!
Their steroid induced muscles make their game of rounders seem pretty silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
It's actually good.
It's a charity league. With teams from 40 charities in London. We're good, I am an awesome captain. And there's loads of "fit birds" to "check out" and we drink "beer" and stuff in the "sunshine".
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
*Firm handshakes*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)
I'm playing cricket on Saturday, Jobey. Cricket. Imagine.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
Goodness, that'll be fun.
I've not played cricket for ages. mrs Jobe's Dad plays for Surrey over 50s. I gather he's quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
I'm RUBBISH.
but there will be beer, and I have been perfecting my slog-sweep on the beaches of Wales.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
I'll be more chirpy after a cup of coffee.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
I've taken my littlest boy to his introduction morning at big school
I feel a bit sad because he looks so small :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)
don't worry, only 36% of children are crippled for life on their first day of school

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
hahaha
awwwww I want 12o'clock to hurry up now so I can go and get him.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
and of the remaining 64%, less than half are buggered senseless by the bigger boys
the odd are only slightly not in his favour.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
Awwww.
Of all the b3tans out there, you're one of the worst for making me broody as fuck. Stop it plz, or I will steal a baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
About to be sunk by the iceberg of cholesterol.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)
I've put holes in all the other life rafts, Double R.
We best stick together to avoid being lumbered with the well padded.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
I'm in a small dark room with no windows or airconditioning and it's filled with computers and very hot lamps and george lamb is on the radio
:(
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)
Chin up.
Nearly lunch and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
Why have they stopped showing Doctor Who reruns on BBC Three JMG?
:((((
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)
Because it's rubbish and no one watches it.
I don't know.
Because you touch yourself at night.
Because.
It's over, they're never showing it again ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
all of this.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
I managed to alienate myself from many the sweater wearing palm sweater with my comments about Dr Who on here over the years.
I'm not falling in to this trap again.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
peachy, JMG
although a little suprised that Valencia appears to be worth £16 million. Still.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)
He's never struck me as a Champions League level player.
But Ferguson knows better than us.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
I don't rate him that highly.
This probably means he'll be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
sometimes, JMG, sometimes.
for every Ronaldo there's a Veron.

But then, for every Torres there are aprroximately 43 Voronins, so I suppose he does know slighty better than most.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
I'm pretty rocking.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
*Nods*
*Explosions*
*Yes!*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
Pissed off, miserable and worried.
It's appraisal day for me.

Pissed off and miserable just because I wouldn't be me if I wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
HO'WAY MAN! CHIN UP!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)