don't worry, only 36% of children are crippled for life on their first day of school

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)

:(

( Jobe, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)

hahaha
awwwww I want 12o'clock to hurry up now so I can go and get him.
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)

and of the remaining 64%, less than half are buggered senseless by the bigger boys
the odd are only slightly not in his favour.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)