tarametres
are used to measure the height from which any sounds of screaming rage are emitted.

And used in medicine to measure the dimensions of bite wounds on knees.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)

I'll get the Tarameter.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)

Pfft.
watch your knees, you.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)