OK, what's smaller than Pico?
if I have another sprog after this one, it'll need a name.

Edit: This one just moved around, and now I really have to go to bed.

LOL GOODNIGHT THREAD!
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)

"really fucking tiny"

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)

Karlenis
Derived from the greek for "Karl" and "Penis"
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)

femto
atto
zepto
yocto
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)

You forgot Harpo and Groucho

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)

*whistle*
( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)

Zepto, cooool

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)

+ xenno, weko, vendeko
although they're unofficial and I had to look them up as I couldn't remember them by heart.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)

Here.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pico-

Femto, Alto, Zepto and Yocto.

Edit: And you. You make me broody as hell as well, Spongy.
( Bats, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)

Yay! HAVE ONE!

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)

No.
I'm focusing on all the icky bits to take my mind off how fucking adorable kids are. Messy nappies. Screaming at 3am. Throwing up milk everywhere. Publicly wetting themselves when they get older.

It's not helping. :(
( Bats, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)

don't forget the lasting damage they do to your clunge on the way out

(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)

also the idea of having a child fills me with the kind of horror and disgust that cannot be described using words on the internet

(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)

Best you get your tubes tied then

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)

I usually just spunk up her back
lolsexon/talk!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)

Yes, this is true.
I refuse to believe it's as bad as everyone says it is, though.
( Bats, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)

Mine is certainly a different shape now
but MrSpong claims it's no larger than before.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)

still cavernous
hahaha, terrible bullying online
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)

:D
terrible terrible.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)

its just not right
the whole thing makes me shudder, clearly the only good bit about a baby would be the sex that made it and that only lasts 4 or 5 seconds.
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)

yeah well you probably shouldn't bother to fight it, seven billion or so humans, it seems the species isn't over-endowed with the ability to restrain itself
( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)

Atto.
Unless it's a saxophone.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)

Ooh, Pico just moved

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)

SickRik's cock.
Ha ha ha ha...!
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)

blip

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)

tinwhistlo

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)

Femto
then it gets into units that no-one ever uses except to show off.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)

Femto sounds too gender-specific though

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)

It sounds like a kind of alcoholic Vimto to appeal more to ladies
( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)

They are used in things like string theory.
The smallest distance known to man (and consequently, things smaller than that don't exist) is 10^-35m
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)

Strictly, for the agnostics and instrumentalists,
anything smaller can't be known. But most people here are 2 x 10^-35m thick and don't care.

/physics humour, lowest of all humours.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)

I should be getting the results of my physics degree today,
or so I've been told.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)

I'd say good luck
but it's too late.

On the other hand, until you find out your results you have a quantum superposition of all possible results. You should be able to get a job with that.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)

Is the cat dead?

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)

It's both dead and alive.
Or alive and dead.

Or you could say that the cat has eyes and can be called an observer so it's in one state or the other but only the cat knows.

Or you could stop caring, like I did.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)

Only the cat knows.
That is my new catchphrase.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)

if it's the title of your autobiography I want some credit.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)

I will put you in the dedication at the front

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)

I think a stuffed cat might be a better choice
as it also can't KNOW it's alive or dead.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)

Yeah,
but an outside observer knows it's dead.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)

oh piss

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)

Why didn't I think of that before?
Although mathematically some classifications weren't achievable.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)

such as first, 2:1 or 2:2
Lolphysicsthicky!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)

Nah,
I already know the result of 80% of the degree.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)

bingo

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)

"Quark interactions take place over minute distances, sometimes as little as three bingometres"
I like this.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)

Quark interactions?
Is that a posh way to say cheese spread?
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)

hur hur hur cheese
hur hur hur spread.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)

I like to imagine a Bingometre is a measure of speed
how fast old ladies can stand up and shout 'full house'
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)

If they're old ladies,
aren't they measured in nanometres?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)

oh you're good, oh you are good.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)

*winking fingerguns*

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)

That's the distance you have to stand away from someone
before the smell of piss and cabbage fades.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)

Pocito

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)

Pocoyo

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)

Call it Tara

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)

Or spango.
These are measurements of small. Honest they are.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)

Only works for things very very small, ginger and irish.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)

I really couldn't believe that nobody suggested this, it must be some kind of board record
( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)

tarametres
are used to measure the height from which any sounds of screaming rage are emitted.

And used in medicine to measure the dimensions of bite wounds on knees.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)

I'll get the Tarameter.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)

Pfft.
watch your knees, you.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)

The chances of you having any bladder control after having all these kids.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)

*squeezes pelvic floor frantically*

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)