I think a stuffed cat might be a better choice
as it also can't KNOW it's alive or dead.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)

Yeah,
but an outside observer knows it's dead.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)

oh piss

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)