Tell her you'll sell them for her if you can keep a percentage,
once you've handed over her share, mug her.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)

+ break her ankle so she can't chase you.

(thediscokingpin, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)

ankle hymen
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)