Slimming World members are put on "food optimisation programmes"
so that'd be "a diet" then
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)

it's all bullshit
'I can eat as many bananas as I want, cos I'm on a green day' IT'S STILL FUCKING CALORIES YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
( jenpots, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)

also
banananananas aren't green.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)