HELLO EVERYBODY!!!!
HOW R U?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)

s'up

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)

yo holmes

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)

word to your mother

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)

she says hi!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)

give her a cwyyytchhhh

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:33, archived)

how's your cancer?

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)

The cancer that is killing talk.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:19, archived)

I R GUD

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)

GUD BABOON
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:11, archived)

I'm grand

( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)

Spiffing thanks :)

( SuperMatt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)

I am stuck at work in a sauna.
I am not allowed to wear shorts so I'm a tad pissed off.

I hope the cancer isn't giving you to much jip.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)

I'd love to have a sauna at work.

( Jobe, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)

The sauna would be alright if I could sweat in my own choice of clothes.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:11, archived)

a morris dancing outfit and a crash helmet?

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)

Pervert.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:29, archived)

i don't like saunas, jobe
they give me terrible headaches :(
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:33, archived)

fair to middling

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)

I'm going to be honest gobbo.
I've lost a stone in the last month, without trying, but I feel as big as I've ever been.

I'm going to sign up to a local diet place, cut out all the take-aways (unless in social sitations), and hit the pool big-time.

In fact, I'll go in about 30 minuite's time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)

I spent the day yesterday getting my treatment, and it's shattered me.
Woo whiped-out imumume system for a few days ! (I think, I don't quite understand it).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:11, archived)

playing pool doesn't help you lose weight, Gonz.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:11, archived)

Slimming World and Weight Watchers are cock ends

( jenpots, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)

My mum lost about 4 stone by going to weight watchers.
But it's weight watchers before they turned into the modern weight watchers, which I hear are cunts as you said.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)

well I've been to a few different ones
and they were all about destroying your self esteem.

OMG! YOU PUT ON HALF A POUND! YOU MASSIVE FAT GIT!!

Bugger that.
( jenpots, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)

Slimming World members are put on "food optimisation programmes"
so that'd be "a diet" then
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)

it's all bullshit
'I can eat as many bananas as I want, cos I'm on a green day' IT'S STILL FUCKING CALORIES YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
( jenpots, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)

also
banananananas aren't green.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)

eat less
do more exercise. don't pay someone a fiver a week to tell you that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)

actually
if you've really no idea how to start. It's not a bad idea to go to one.

But as you say, it is exactly that. Eat less, exercise more. That's what I've been doing for the past 3 weeks and I've lost 9lbs.
( jenpots, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)

I'm not sure where the difficulty in starting lies
with the whole "eat less" concept.

I know, like exercise, WW works for some people because of the "group shame" mentality - you're more concerned with not being embarassed about putting on weight in front of the group then you actually are about your weight - but I'm not sure that's a sensible mental state to reinforce.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)

I meant more in what's healthy to eat
rather than eat less. I hate those diet clubs now. I've been to loads and I've always ended up feeling shit about myself, even if I'm losing weight.
( jenpots, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)

I tend to subscribe to the theory
that if you can't wander round a supermarket looking at fresh food and then findus crispy pancakes and Sunny D and then going "do you know, I'm stumped as to what might be healthier here" ... then possibly, possibly you should just carry on eating until you're too fat to propagate your genetic material and do the planet a fucking favour.

Then again, maybe that's just me?

/that's the point of diet clubs. lose weight due to guilt rather than desire to lose weight. tap into the weakest part of the ego at the most base level and BINGO!
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)

yep
like I said 'cock ends'.

This time I'm on my own, doing it cos I want to and I don't miss what I've cut out.
( jenpots, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:34, archived)

I was a healthy weight before Weight Watchers.
it messed with my head a lot. The group shame thing was not healthy at all.


/Wicca'd
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)

That's the thing, I don't really know where to start.
It's one of those subjects I'm completely retarded in, there are loads of things that I think are OK, which arn't, and visa-versa.

Plus if someone was weighing me in each week, I'ld do better. I don't mind letting myself down, but not other people.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)

Let me become your personal life coach Gonz. We can write a 2 way blog about it. It would be epic

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)

I'd read this
Gonzos blog:

Day 1: Donkey gums made me buy and pug and told me I could take it for walks and eventually run with it to make me lose weight. YEY a dog!

DG's Blog:

*rubbing hands*

Gonzys blog:

Day 2: my pugs gone missing I spent a fortune on it

DG's Blog:

*rubbing hands* I HAVE A PUG EVERYONE LOOK AT HIM IN HIS SUPERMAN CAPE AND TOP HAT.
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)

:D
*subscribes*
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)

Haha *click*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)

Hah, YES.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)

Plus there's tons of women in these places
they'll all want to look after you ;o)

Go for it. Even if you find you don't like it, at least you end up with all their diet plan stuff and you can carry it on, on your own.
( jenpots, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)

I disagree.
I did fabulously well on Weight Watchers. Then I went all ARGHMENTAL.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:16, archived)

horses for courses I suppose

( jenpots, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)

+ main


lolfood
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)

take a laxative after every meal

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)

Don't eat or drink anything sweet
That's my rule and look at me.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)

I bet at least a stone of me is due to Relentless type drinks.
I drink them because they help my tablets, plus my tablets make me tired....but fuck that from now on.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:26, archived)

eat loads of pasta and lift weights in that case.
I want to become your life coach gonz. You'd better be coming to the CHB bash.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)

I'll be there DG !
Check out the piss up in the park next month too, it'll be ace for you to go there =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)

i find the best way to weight the right weight
is to eat the same calories as you use up, if you are overweight, then eat less calories than you use up until you are the right weight.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)

I'm happy and a little achey from the gym.

( jenpots, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)

is this the third day rising thing?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)

Give us a go of your pancreas.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)