then developed melanoma in a cruel twist of fate

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)

it never rains but it pours
then ssg drowns
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)

*plays the Morrissette card*
*trips over spoons*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)

It has just occurred to me that if you were to say a Morrisette were a female Morrissey, you would annoy a lot of people.

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)

eww

( RedStar returneth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)