I want you to finger my arse with your grubby fag-stained wankspanners
you gorgeous Russel Brand-a-like Cher-bastard.
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WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:01,
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fingering your ring bit would feel like I'm trying to check Popeye's teeth and it would be whirled around like his spinach consuming pipe
You fanny burger loving sexbox.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:10,
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